Up Nawth
Perfect timing that this postcard from Will arrived in my Brooklyn mailbox just as I was out the door to head south for a sojourn among the seagrasses, diamondwater, and, yes, kudzu ravines of my...
View ArticleIt’s a No-No
In honor of Mr. Johan Santana’s no-hitter (the first in Amazin’ Mets history!) here’s the amazing first-hand account of Doc Ellis and the LSD No-No. ps. fingers crossed it stays sunny for the Venus...
View ArticleTravel Proud
Perhaps my singlemost proudest moment as a citizen of New York City: I fought a parking ticket and won.
View ArticlePants
Prepping for a pants-free weekend, may you all do likewise. Infinite thanks to Mr. Willem for this diagram, the most frequently pantsless man I know.
View ArticleFingers Stained Red
Sweet. Fancy. Moses. “Hot Cheetos and Takis”. I know I’m a little late to the game on this, but if, like me until this morning, you haven’t clapped your ears on what is the hypest summer jam since this...
View ArticleNot Write Notes
Right on the heels of yesterday’s inspiring daily regimen from Henry Miller, my dear Maman sent me this to-do list from the man in black, Johnny Cash. I particularly like #2 and #3, and in light of the...
View ArticleThe Kitten Covers
THE KITTEN COVERS. Combining my two favorite things (classic records and cats) with my two favorite memes (sleeveface and icanhascheezburger). Just. Please. How Wonderful. Bless Meags for showing me...
View ArticleCAT BOUNCE
Do you see a theme this week? I don’t know why there is such a glorious bounty of awesome cat websites this week (Probably because Nipsey Russell turned three on Monday), but I present you, humbly,...
View ArticleA day for the Idiot
Yes, this is me riding on top of a moving piano welded to a shopping cart with lower Manhattan in the background. nbd. Let’s just say that this weekend marked the umpty-umpth anniversary of the...
View ArticleThe Owl and the Pussycat
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea In a beautiful pea green boat, They took some honey, and plenty of money, Wrapped up in a five pound note. The Owl looked up to the stars above, And sang to a...
View ArticleHeirloom Slimer
This weekend we plucked 26 perfectly ripe tomatoes from the garden… and this cucumber that looks exactly like Slimer from Ghostbusters. Slimer image from here.
View ArticleHipster Wedding
This flowchart from dear Miss Jennis pretty much covers the bases for everything I like (namely, flowcharts and bemused judgment). But, all jokes aside, it’s looking like I’ll probably be having a...
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